Curse You Michelle Kwan

Michelle Kwan has publicly embarrassed me by resigning from the Olympics. This is clearly a response to my prediction that she would not drop out due to a sore groin, but would perform poorly. Apparently all the talk about her groin by news commentaters was just too embarrassing and that was the icing on the cake which made ‘sticking it to me’ just too irresistable. Seriously, it’s nice that someone else will have the chance to skate in the olympics, and Michelle has probably made enough money already.