Weird Internet Quotes of the Week

"Does anyone have a good method for cooking a largish (10lbs) beef roast in a pit of coals?"

"How do I develop film from a disposable camera that I suspect contains a lewd picture?"
"Why do soccer players seem to have such low pain tolerance? Not trying to insult the game or players, but it seems they roll around like they've been shot any time they fall. Why is this?