Cooking. Not for wimps!

I mean THINK about it. You have knives. You work with fire, or at least high temperatures. (Boiling OIL, dude!) You get neat electrical gadgets. And is anything in the house scarier than an electric knife? And of course you could kill someone, or at least make them wish they were dead, if you don’t handle the poultry properly, or many other things.

Anybody gotten hurt on the golf course lately? I thought not. Anybody gotten hurt in the kitchen lately. ‘Nuff said.