Aw, really? You wanna find little ol’ me? Just head out 66 towards Horneytown, turn onto the dirt road after Watkins Ford, try not to take off the mailboxes when you turn in and watch out that ya don’t hit no rabbits as you’ll sometimes see two or three. Just keep comin’ until ya reaches then and but watch out for critters what may be too trusting/dumb to get out of the way. I’d really rather ya call first.
Or let’s be all hi-tech and try email. Send mail to: firstname.lastname@example.org